Mold Point Match

Does your brand X of sealable bag cheese mold quickly after opening it, or well before it's expiration date? Then take your hands out of there! The bacteria on even clean hands is enough to overcome the sterile pasteurization process used to make the cheese. Pour the cheese out, so that you don't have the chance to contaminate it, and if you pour too much, save what remains in another container.

I suppose I don't even have to mention what happens when you drink out of the carton of milk? If you think your clean hands are dirty, then think of what's in your mouth! I know people have been doing this since antiquity, but yuck! Even if your milk doesn't spoil from your oral bacteria, it's going to fester in there!

Next up - cottage cheese! Are you like me and just eat it right out of the container? Your oral bacteria gets in there and makes it a fun lil' playground!

I'm sure there are many other examples you can think of, so post away in the comments!

Humans and our food! What a disgusting, delicious smorgasbord!

Minnesota Pissed!

Check out this video of moods of the U.S. based off of Tweets:




I think we are angrier than New York!  We seem to be happiest around 6-7 AM and around 10 PM.  Considering we live in the Midwest and are usually behind on the techy stuff, I don't know how much stock to put into this - maybe all the hipsters are angry, who knows.

I thought it was interesting though.