Hang-Over Cure

In recent years I've heard many hang-over cures fill my vacant skull. Many of these are less than believable, unless of course you realize the vain and pathetic attempt of a company or individuals' strive to gain capital. Some seem genuine, but my guess is that they won't work unless you try them. From what I've heard, different "cures" affect different people, so I'm here to share my wisdom, free of charge! (Donations will be accepted; all I ask is that you listen to my music [Now, you see what you've gotten yourself into!].)

If you wake up with a terrible headache and a nauseous tremble pulsing through you, I suggest you drink as much water as you can handle, post awakening. In fact, if you are coherent enough before you pass out, drink at least two full glasses of water before you go to sleep/pass out or after you evacuate the toxins from your person, i.e. vomit, regurgitate, you get the idea. As you are able to stomach more liquids, just drink water throughout the day. If you are lucky, you will be able to leave the house after about 2-3 hours and function normally, instead of moping around the house feeling like shit all day.

Most of you won't need to read this, because if you are my age, and I know some of you are, you don't drink like this anymore, or you already know how to handle your liquor, or you have your own cure.

A Knife in the Back

10/23/06

So here's out to most politicians. Pull your heads out of your asses! Quit slandering each other through commercials. Stop wasting thousands and thousands of dollars to endorse a message that is completely negative and instead pump it into something worthwhile. Why not donate all that money to a charity? Why not give to those who actually need it, instead of making a asinine attempt at brainwashing the public to get your vote? Why not show why we should vote for you with your philanthropy? What a bunch of fucking children! ARGH!

The next time someone tells me not to vote green and/or independent because I'm "throwing my vote away" and letting the republicans win, I'm slapping them! Bipartisan politics are so atrocious. The sick, twisted, and unbelievable part are the people who vote because they follow the party. They don't make an informed vote; they just throw their voice away because that's the way they've always done it, or that's how the parents voted when they were younger and they never bothered to actually think and make a sound decision. To those of you who make sound voting decisions, where ever your vote lies, I thank you from the bottom of my heart! Do away with these ne'er-do-wells and lets start acting like the country we were founded to be! At the very least, let us be rid of the two major parties, or the people in them, that have been running this country since the beginning (please excuse any negligence on my part to research how long the Democratic and Republican parties have actually been in majority).